Sid Greenstreet's attempts to make sense of this messed up planet.

And don’t forget Coolidge.

youmightfindyourself:

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ATTENTION, pack of punk-kid hooligans who have recently been vandalizing our store: GRAFFITI IS A CRIME. Do not spray paint, scratch, or otherwise deface this PRIVATE PROPERTY unless you are ACTUALLY AN ARTIST.

What qualifies as art? The question is HISTORICALLY FRAUGHT and PHILOSOPHICALLY DEBATED, but here are some GUIDELINES:

NOT
 ACCEPTABLE
  • The common CARTOON PENIS. Not only is this VULGAR and PRURIENT, but it is ILL-DRAWN. This is a scourge and an eyesore.
  • YOUR NAME. The ubiquitous “TAG” is navel-gazing at its most boring. It is the SELFIE of vandalism. Is this really the best way you can think of to declare to the world, “I EXIST”?
  • AGGRESSIVE LANGUAGE. Save your “BEEF” for in-person conflict resolution.
  • That GANGSTER FONT. If you have something to communicate, please make it LEGIBLE. Unless, of course, your CONSCIOUS AIM is to push the written word to the point ofABSTRACTION.
SOMETIMES ACCEPTABLE
  • META GRAFFITI. This is usually very ONE-JOKE, i.e.: that “NOT ART” tag or vandalizing this sign to make it say “GRAFFITI IS A FUN CRIME.” While good for a chuckle, these are not sustaining or NOURISHING.
  • Ask yourself: am I adding anything to the DISCOURSE? You may think you are being POST-POSTMODERNIST but you are likely just being DERIVATIVE.
  • Some ideas of more interesting meta graffiti include the word “PENIS” in a VERY FANCY FONT or perhaps a very detailed and beautifully drawn penis in HIGH RENAISSANCE STYLE. These are just examples; follow your individual influences, YOU’RE THE ARTIST.
ACCEPTABLE
  • POLITICAL STATEMENTS. What better way to criticize THE SYSTEM than through art illegal in SAID SYSTEM? Viewpoints should be LEFT-LEANING and if mentioning politicians by name we ask you keep it to our LOCAL MAYOR  or CITY COUNCIL MEMBERS. Broader issues are up to your discretion but we really respond to art about WORSENING ECONOMIC INEQUALITY.
  • RIPs to GREAT ARTISTS of our time. Heartfelt memoriams are always welcome, especially when accompanied by a LARGE and SEMI-RECOGNIZABLE drawing of the artist.
  • Anything AESTHETICALLY PLEASING. This can be drawings of CREATURES, technicolor geometric SHAPES, etc. The possibilities are endless. We encourage you to develop your own VISUAL VOCABULARY of symbols!
  • For inspiration, look into the works of STREET ART GREATS like Keith Haring, Banksy, or local artist PSYCHO GARY. Shepard Fairey, while generally acclaimed, is in our personal opinion A BIT TOO COMMERCIAL.

HAPPY PAINTING
VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED.

papalagiblog:
Ya gotta love Mr. Natural!

papalagiblog:

Ya gotta love Mr. Natural!

nogdrinker:

I’m so happy

Happy Mother’s Day!

(Source: gaksdesigns)

Sometimes less is more.

larsdevore:

It was 14 degrees below zero in Minneapolis this morning.  This is cold, but not unusual.  Today we logged our 49th day below zero so far this season.  Being stuck inside for so long has me longing for another Camino.  Days and days of being outdoors and feeling alive.  

I miss the daily rhythm, the singleminded purpose, the exhaustion, the pains that seem permanent but somehow go away, simple decisions of where to stop for a rest, the beer at lunch, the joy of a WIFI signal, but most of all the camaraderie of fellow peregrinos.  Running into a Pilgrim you shared a bottle of wine with three days ago and feeling like you’ve discovered your long lost childhood best friend is unique on the Camino.

I want to go back, but I’m not sure I really can.

I gotta get there one of these days…
The headlines are screaming that the latest proposal cuts our military back to the size of WWII.  So what!  We have long had push-button warfare.  In 1945, we didn’t have ICBM’s, cruise missiles, UAV’s and satelite reconnaisance.  So maybe it’s time.

The headlines are screaming that the latest proposal cuts our military back to the size of WWII. So what! We have long had push-button warfare. In 1945, we didn’t have ICBM’s, cruise missiles, UAV’s and satelite reconnaisance. So maybe it’s time.

(Source: eyelaa)

redjeep:

blizzardofjj:

truth

I figure I’m 80% bourbon and a double helpin of bacon. =]

redjeep:

blizzardofjj:

truth

I figure I’m 80% bourbon and a double helpin of bacon. =]

(Source: therednative)

vintascope:

Coca Cola - 19590700 Boy’s Life on Flickr.


Geez.  I was a scout.  I’ll always be a scout. What nostalgia!





I feel like drining a coke.

vintascope:

Coca Cola - 19590700 Boy’s Life on Flickr.

Geez. I was a scout. I’ll always be a scout. What nostalgia! I feel like drining a coke.
cliftonwcarterjr:

#anarchopacifistchristian #godislove #jesuschrist (at Rooz Cafe)

cliftonwcarterjr:

#anarchopacifistchristian #godislove #jesuschrist (at Rooz Cafe)